A Week, Briefly (In Which Rose Red Gets Stitches)
Our school week began on the weekend because Super Star made chicken noodle soup as part of her home economics class. It was the first time she handled a whole raw chicken, and it rather grossed her out. But she survived. She also had to chop 2 onions, and that was a true problem for her as she is very sensitive to the onion fumes. She wore a pair of swimming goggles, put a clothespin on her nose, sang songs of woe, and muttered, "I'm going to be rich when I grow up, and I'm going to eat pizza every day, and I will prosper, and I will never, ever chop onions again . . ." I laughed so hard, I cried. The soup was delicious. The next lesson learned was a practical lesson for Rose Red. Be careful when handling sharp tools. She thought she'd be cool and slice up a pair of old jeans to look like designer ripped jeans. She found an old utility razor blade (where?!?) and set to work. She sliced her left index finger open necessitating 2 stitches and ...